On Kinkstarter, we talked earlier about integrating kinkyness in all aspects of your life. And what is a kinky lifestyle without a BDSM dollhouse? The hand-made BDSM-fan dollhouse furniture on Etsy is one of the best kinky things on the internet. It falls squarely in the “collectibles” category, but don’t be fooled… They do have some practical applications! With these beautifully made pieces displayed in your home, you can’t help but feel inspired to exact some kinkiness of your own. So, whether you’re looking for some new toys for your little to play with; or you’d like a more fun way to illustrate what positions you have in mind; check out these pieces! I will give you some of my favorites below.
BDSM-fan’s Andrew’s cross
Let’s start with a classic piece of BDSM furniture: the Andrew’s cross! With all the rings and chains attached to it, the applications of a cross are easy to see. Whether you want (your sub) to have something to ground you during Impact play or would like a way to restrain or suspend, the Andrew’s cross allows for it all! Now, BDSM-fan has two different options as you can see in the pictures. Instead of giving it away, I will let you play a game of “find the differences”! And as they are to scale, you can easily find a doll that will fit on this piece of equipment! Not only is this an essential piece to have if you want to start a BDSM dollhouse, you can also try out what positions are possible on this piece, to use it for your own personal kinky-time.
Speaking of Classics…
In the same category of BDSM classics, we should put the spanking bench and doggy-style lock. Yes, do you see a theme emerging here? These, two are beautifully made, functional wooden miniatures. In real life, both are perfect for impact play. And in the BDSM-fan dollhouse furniture version they immediately scream BDSM. Or Medieval torture. Depending on what your thing is. Also, props to the photographer responsible for these pictures! The angles at which they are taken have definite porn-vibe to them. and the outfits (parts of which are also available in the BDSM-fan webshop, are super hot and kinky. Really, I don’t know who came up with this concept… But I’m sure that every little (regardless of gender) would love to have a house filled with this dungeon furniture in their room. I think it’s brilliant!
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BDSM-fan dollhouse furniture – torture style
And if we’re staying in the Medieval torture spirit anyway, let’s not skip over the Inquisition furniture. Though I’m not sure how you can keep one of these hidden from your in-laws when it’s life-sized, in the miniature version it does spark the imagination. I wouldn’t advise actually pulling your person apart. But to stretch someone to the point where it starts to get uncomfortable, and to then engage in some sensation play would be a nice application for a device like this! Hmm, kinky inspiration indeed! The beautiful wood-pattern, and the shiny chain really give this piece a dungeon-feel. Though I guess you could put a mattress on it and put it in your dollhouse’s bedroom? Not sure whether your dolls would be able to sleep comfortably though.
And last but not least…
And we end with one for the animal lovers, the oriental abduction enthusiasts and the people who never got over their obsession with horses. With plenty of places to lock your partner to, this one is a spanking bench ++. If your dollhouse resembles farm more than villa, this one is a must-have. I especially like the second picture: the way they used the lighting as well as the lingerie-outfits (where would you shop for lingerie for your barbie dolls? Anyone?) make this a picture I would actually frame and hang.
eAnyway, as I have aimed to show, BDSM-fan has redefined “doll fetish” in the BDSM context. And as soon as I have the money, you can bet your painful ass that I’m going to start a BDSM dollhouse in my own living room. And you’re all invited to come check it out!
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